Call us "The Plumbers"
Plumbers who are plumbers first
Call us The Plumbers. If you have a clogged drain, we’re your men.
About Us
Sinks and toilets and showers make it is as clear as filtered water when the job is done. Functional plumbing consists of a few inputs and outputs, and generally speaking is merely designed to move material from said inputs to their respective outputs. There are exceptions, like sinks’ trash disposals which when activated modify the in-plumbing materials. Yet the exception proves the rule in that most of the time trash disposals lay inert, and so the sink remains largely a pure plumbing system.
Customers, on the other hand, are not pure plumbing systems. They are at the very least as complicated as a sink, in that when a plumber gives a customer the input of a completed plumbing job (e.g. unclogged toilet), there is some mysterious activated component within the customer that transmogrifies the input into the output that passes out the other end (monetary compensation). This is but one of many mysteries in the customer that confronts the plumber in between his plumbing.
Because of the intractable issue that is customer interaction, the brightest among us here at The Plumbers have had to make the sacrifice of stepping back from the trade and instead work in management. It is the sacred job of managers to apply plumbing-science to the mysteries of customers and so allow our plumbers to cognize the customer-mysteries as tangible symbols that can be operated upon. One of our earliest discoveries was briefly mentioned above, which is the untouchable-trash-disposal (UTD) within customers that transubstantiates knowledge-of-now-functional-plumbing into money. This untouchableness was a ground-breaking discovery for The Plumbers, in that it explains how when a customer refuses payment, their clogged plumbing cannot be resolved by mere practical plumbing-science. It instead requires managerial knowledge (and so the plumber is instructed to call a manager). Thus our plumbers are never tainted by facts that would disturb them from their natural state.
It is this plumbing-first approach that makes The Plumbers the best in the business. Why have a plumber who is a man first?